Are you ready to hear the "Man Rules" thus you will learn how we feel. LOL?

%26gt; The Man Rules

%26gt; At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

%26gt;

%26gt; Finally , the guys' side of the story.

%26gt; ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

%26gt; We always hear ' the rules '

%26gt; From the female side.

%26gt;

%26gt; Now here are the rules from the male side.

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; These are our rules!

%26gt; Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '

%26gt; ON PURPOSE!

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Men are NOT mind readers.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

%26gt; You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

%26gt; We need it up, you need it down.

%26gt; You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

%26gt; Let it be.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Crying is blackmail.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Ask for what you want.

%26gt; Let us be clear on this one:

%26gt; Subtle hints do not work!

%26gt; Strong hints do not work!

%26gt; Obvious hints do not work!

%26gt; Just say it!

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

%26gt; Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

%26gt; In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

%26gt; Don't ask us.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.

%26gt; Not both.

%26gt; If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

%26gt; Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

%26gt; We do that.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.

%26gt; We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or

%26gt;

%26gt; motor sports

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. You have enough clothes.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. You have too many shoes.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Thank you for reading this.

%26gt; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Are you ready to hear the %26quot;Man Rules%26quot; thus you will learn how we feel. LOL?
(Killing myself laughing!!!!)



I am only half way down on that list - gotta go back and pick up where I left off!



Bless your heart!



Peace (and tons of laugher, falling on the floor....)



Jingles
Are you ready to hear the %26quot;Man Rules%26quot; thus you will learn how we feel. LOL?
yeah crying is blackmail lol


You for president!Unless they don't listen than its your fault.
My favorite: I am in shape. Round is a shape! ROFL! thanks and a * 4 u!
Forgot to sleep with one open and one foot on the bed and one on the grround.
%26gt; 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

%26gt; You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

%26gt; We need it up, you need it down.

%26gt; You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



AHAahahahahahahahahahHAhaHaaAhAAhaAHha鈥?br>


rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Love it! Even gonna * it
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!



Copied from a T-shirt, rest was good but no star from copying.
Excellent and true...I guess i have alot of male genes..because I agree with most of this stuff....from a woman!! Why waste time on all the B********!

HUGS!!