IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage
door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a %26#039;large%26#039; enough
motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that
we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, %26#039;Lady, you need
a 1/4 horsepower.%26#039; I responded that 1/2 was larger than
1/4. He said, %26#039;NO, it%26#039;s not.%26#039; Four is larger
than two..%26#039;
We haven%26#039;t used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went
through the McDonald %26#039;s take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter. She said, %26#039;you gave me too much money.%26#039; I
said, %26#039;Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a
dollar bill back.%26#039; She sighed and went to get the
manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
handed me back the quarter, and said %26#039;We%26#039;re sorry
but they could not do that kind of thing.%26#039; The clerk
then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McD%26#039;s.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural
area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the
DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: %26#039;Too many
deer are being hit by cars out here! I don%26#039;t think
this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.%26#039;
From Kingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local
Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind
the counter for %26#039;minimal lettuce.%26#039; He said he was
sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport,
checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
%26#039;Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?%26#039; T o which I replied, %26#039;If it was without
my knowledge, how would I know?%26#039; He smiled knowingly and
nodded,
%26#039;That%26#039;s why we ask.%26#039;
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner
buzzes when it%26#039;s safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, %26#039;What on earth are blind people
doing driving?!%26#039;
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for
an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to
%26#039;downsizing.%26#039; Our manager commented cheerfully,
%26#039;This is fun. We should do this more often.%26#039; Not
another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other
with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual
who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the
sake of her life, couldn%26#039;t understand why her system
would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I
arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we
were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. %26#039;Hey,%26#039; I announced
to the technician, %26#039;its open!%26#039; His reply, %26#039;I
know. I already got that side.%26#039;
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
STAY ALERT!
They walk among u
Idiot sightings...funny?
Ain%26#039;t that the gawdawful truth?
PEACE,
another arm-chewing victim of the dumbing down of America.
P.S.
Sheep are easier to lead to slaughter than wolves, don%26#039;t ya know?
Idiot sightings...funny?
hahaha niceeee... I especially like the airport one. %26quot;No, no one did...!%26quot; %26quot;Ma%26#039;am, please step this way%26quot; lol
I%26#039;ve had that happen so many times with the change confusion.
This is very funny. Sounds like some people I know.
thanks for sharing
passenger %26quot;a return ticket please%26quot;
ticket seller %26quot;where too %26quot;
passenger%26quot;back to here %26quot;
seller%26quot; i think it as to be some place different than where you depart from%26quot;
enjoy the day
bahahahh
those are funny
did those all happen to you?
hahah ill remember that..lol ill write down those %26quot;blonde moments%26quot; for now on ( :
heehee
Hey Kitty thank you for the WARNING!
I enjoyed reading all those experiences you have just cited. I am just wondering how did you do it all beacuse it seems that its all a first person narratives. Does it mean that I am also an idiot sighted? Ha ha ha
I%26#039;ll give you Bibinka %26amp; Suman if you happen to visit our hemisphere. LOL.
That%26#039;s so great! My favorite is the McDonald%26#039;s one, that has happened to me more that once!
Thanks for the many laughs, I needed them today :)
