Customer: %26#039;I%26#039;ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can%26#039;t get through to enquiries, can you help?%26#039;.
Operator: %26#039;Where did you get that number from, sir?%26#039;.
Customer: %26#039;It was on the door to the Travel Centre%26#039;.
Operator: %26#039;Sir, they are our opening hours%26#039;.
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Samsung Electronics
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Caller: %26#039;Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?%26#039;
Operator: %26#039;I%26#039;m sorry, sir, I don%26#039;t understand who you are talking about%26#039;.
Caller: %26#039;On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?%26#039;
Operator: %26#039;I think you mean the telephone point on the wall%26#039;.
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: %26#039;Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?%26#039;
Operator: %26#039; Doesn%26#039;t the product name give you a clue?%26#039;
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
%26#039;If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?%26#039;
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: %26#039;I%26#039;d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please%26#039;.
Operator: %26#039;I%26#039;m sorry, there%26#039;s no listing. Is the spelling correct?%26#039;
Caller: %26#039;Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the %26#039;B%26#039; fell off%26#039;.
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: %26#039;Woven? Are you sure?%26#039;
Caller: %26#039;Yes. That%26#039;s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland%26#039;.
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
%26#039;I haven%26#039;t got a pen, so I%26#039;m steaming up the window to write the number on%26#039;.
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Tech Support: %26#039;I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop%26#039;.
Customer: %26#039;OK%26#039;.
Tech Support: %26#039;Did you get a pop-up menu?%26#039;.
Customer: %26#039;No%26#039;.
Tech Support: %26#039;OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?%26#039;
Customer: %26#039;No%26#039;.
Tech Support: %26#039;OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?%26#039;.
Customer: %26#039;Sure. You told me to write %26#039;click%26#039; and I wrote %26#039;click%26#039;%26#039;.
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Tech Support: %26#039;OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the %26#039;OK%26#039; button displayed?%26#039;
Customer: %26#039;Wow. How can you see my screen from there?%26#039;
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Caller: %26#039;I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?%26#039;.
Acruallcall centre conversations?
Some people really do qualify for the Darwinian award.
Acruallcall centre conversations?
oh my god thats all i can say
Lol!!!!
Nice quotes.
:D
