Here is a funny one i got:
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear the rules
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered '1'
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us
.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh.
What is the funniest email you received....What was it?
no matter what anyone else said-that was really funny.
and i don't remember the funniest e-mail though...
What is the funniest email you received....What was it?
coooorny!
More like the longest email
Check your mail!
ooo I got that mail before lmaooo ahaha. But other mails are funnier the random ones that go like this OMG OMG I'M GOING TO DIE TOMORROW I HAD A VISION OMG HELP ME!! those types are funny loool.
EDIT: What kind of joke is this? I don't care though =) lalala
Women are still superior to men no matter what that silly list says,
i didn't read that..lol..anyway i did receive pictures of dead bodies during the gaza war period.
HAHAHA
sick man i tell ya !
Eww.
If my husband ever thought like that, all I have to do is smack him on the head to get it straight.
PPL SWEARING AT ME FROM YAHOO ANSWERS LOL WHAT PRATS
LOL yay! NOUB finally block me!
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy .
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them ......
I recieved an email a while ago called 'why women need catalogues' its a video and its hilarious. I'll email you it if you want :-)
