Sorry I have no link, but this was typed down on a text document in my desk top.
Here it is below.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side ..
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered %26quot;1%26quot; ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say %26quot;nothing%26quot;, we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh!
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an even bigger laugh
ALSO! Do not say wrong section, this section was actually on the suggestions list.
Married men, what do you think of this?
kind of harsh about the fat thing...
Married men, what do you think of this?
I don't care what the list said, this is NOT a religion question.
My favorite is 1.
Amen Brother :)
Not in the right section, but that is true about the toilet seat situation and the hints thing.
My husband got a few good laughs!
Thanks!
Now I don't have to put out for at least 2 weeks!
I got this in a forwarded email 10 years ago.
I don't know why you would want to pass this around. it sure makes men look mean and stupid.
I also got this in a forwarded email years ago.
It's pretty good except I learned from my Mom that you close the lid when you flush. Because sh!t particles fly around otherwise. And, to close the lid you have to put the seat down. LOL!
For people who think this is not religious I will correct that by ending it with %26quot;AMEN%26quot;
