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%26gt; The Man Rules

%26gt; At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

%26gt;

%26gt; Finally , the guys' side of the story.

%26gt; ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

%26gt; We always hear ' the rules '

%26gt; From the female side.

%26gt;

%26gt; Now here are the rules from the male side.

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; These are our rules!

%26gt; Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '

%26gt; ON PURPOSE!

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Men are NOT mind readers.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

%26gt; You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

%26gt; We need it up, you need it down.

%26gt; You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

%26gt; Let it be.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Crying is blackmail.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Ask for what you want.

%26gt; Let us be clear on this one:

%26gt; Subtle hints do not work!

%26gt; Strong hints do not work!

%26gt; Obvious hints do not work!

%26gt; Just say it!

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

%26gt; Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

%26gt; In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

%26gt; Don't ask us.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.

%26gt; Not both.

%26gt; If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

%26gt; Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

%26gt; We do that.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.

%26gt; We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or

%26gt;

%26gt; motor sports

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. You have enough clothes.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. You have too many shoes.

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

%26gt;

%26gt; 1. Thank you for reading this.

%26gt; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

%26gt;

%26gt;

%26gt; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

%26gt;


Do you think this is funny? I Do! let me know, thanks?
LOL it is funny,At first i didnt think so but as u keep reading it is funny,Im a girl so i do go through all that now im just used to it but i still get angry with the toilet situation lol!
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no, i dont think it's funny. i think some of it is actually quite fair while some of it is just... lame.



but, i did enjoy reading it
Yea, but not funny as in hilarious.
not funny, dont even try
Do you really wanna know????????????????????????????????????鈥?am menopausal so don't even go there my rules rule OK OK OK Only joking have a good day and I didn't laugh sorry you will have to get a guys point of view so I suppose half the population will like it. Sandy.
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:)
Nice but not funny!
i agree, man. atleast now we have our rules
im especially fond of number one.. this pretty much says it all
nthng much
i think it is funny