%26quot;Man Rules%26quot;- get me a valentine?
They are pretty true!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.%26lt; /P%26gt;
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Survey: Will agreeing with all of these....?
1. Men are NOT mind readers....true...but the should learn to read the signs
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down......FUUUUC THAT
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be....ok fine...gimme 50 bucks and i'll go shopping fopr the day
=)
1. Crying is blackmail....whatever
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!...........ok...deal there
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question....they might be acceptable...but sometimes they dont work
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for....LoL...ok douche bag
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days....lol...maybe so..but not with me
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us....i always ask if i look fat...hmmm...maybe i am
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one......LoL...yea..ok
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself......maybe i dont wanna do it
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials....ok...fair enough
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we....lets not get me started on ol columbus
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is....ok..i can respect that
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that...lol...me too
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.....fine then..it will get u nowhere in the end
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.....i can dig that
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really....NO ITS NOT!!!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.%26lt; /P%26gt;...lol...ok
1. You have enough clothes.....never that
1. You have too many shoes.....lol...ok so maybe i do...not gonna stop me from gettin MORE!
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!....ummm...sure it is
come for a run with me though...u dont want my azz all round
Survey: Will agreeing with all of these....?
I think those are actually the rules to happy relationship rather than to just a valentine
BE MY VALENTINE.
sounds like the perfect wifie
LOL! Ya gotta love em!
Wow.
Did it just get warm in here?
aw hell Pattie you don't have to do that, I'll be your valentine and let you set the rules.
lol you give them hell
columbus was the worst of the lot! he was trying to find india.
ew. don't even get me started on columbus.
