We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a %26#039;large%26#039; enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, %26#039;Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.%26#039; I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, %26#039;NO, it%26#039;s not.%26#039; Four is larger than two..%26#039;
We haven%26#039;t used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through a fast food take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, %26#039;you gave me too much money.%26#039; I said, %26#039;Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.%26#039; She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said %26#039;We%26#039;re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.%26#039; The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks in the drive thru.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: %26#039;Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don%26#039;t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.%26#039;
From K ingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for %26#039;minimal lettuce.%26#039; He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, %26#039;Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?%26#039; To which I replied, %26#039;If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?%26#039; He smiled knowingly and nodded,
%26#039;That%26#039;s why we ask.%26#039;
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it%26#039;s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, %26#039;What on earth are blind people doing driving?!%26#039;
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to %26#039;downsizing.%26#039; Our manager commented cheerfully, %26#039;This is fun. We should do this more often.%26#039; Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn%26#039;t understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. %26#039;Hey,%26#039; I announced to the technician, %26#039;its open!%26#039; His reply, %26#039;I know. I already got that side.%26#039;
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they REPRODUCE !
They walk among us!?
I love it. I got this in my email last week. It%26#039;s great.
They walk among us!?
I still don%26#039;t see any question here to answer.
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Damn Republicans
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Hehehe that is just too funny!
I%26#039;ve got an idiot sighting
I live in Queensland, Australia and we don%26#039;t have daylight savings time in this state. About 16 or so years back we had a trial daylight savings which I thought was excellent because our time was in line with the other eastern states. Anyway, in the newspapers letters to the editor there were a lot of upset people who didn%26#039;t like it and one woman wrote %26#039;I don%26#039;t like it at all, the extra sunlight has faded my curtains%26#039;.
Oh well, some mothers do have %26#039;em! ;)
I%26#039;m not surprised at the make even change. I confuse cashiers a lot when I try to do that.
I guess the Ford guy really wasn%26#039;t thinking.
I%26#039;ve done the power strip thing. You get in a hurry and don%26#039;t pay attention to what you are doing.
I got a few laughs thanks
These were all hilarious!
And they vote too! Probably democrat! LOL
So, is this a question?
Lol yup... funnily enough I think half of these things have happened to me...
Its like, do some people have no brains?
Some times I wonder if people are being serious are playfully dumb...
these are very funnu :(
wow, they really walk among us and they reproduce
IDIOT SIGHTING
the women who voted for shillary in new hampshire.
I suppose you have never said anything stupid in your entire life? Sometimes people are preoccupied, tired, sick, etc, and say dumb things, that doesn%26#039;t make them idiots. It makes them human. I have an IQ of a 169 (59 points higher than average), and I say dumb stuff all the time, sometimes I talk before thinking. That%26#039;s part of being human.
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OMG i haaaaaaaate when people do the top two. Gah! So annoying.
That was good. Thanks for the laugh.
Very funny, except:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, %26#039;Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?%26#039; To which I replied, %26#039;If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?%26#039; He smiled knowingly and nodded,
%26#039;That%26#039;s why we ask.%26#039;
The whole idea of the question is so that people who have something %26quot;bad%26quot; in their baggage get paranoid and think %26quot;If I say no and he finds something I%26#039;ll get in trouble so I%26#039;ll answer yes/maybe.%26quot;
By noticing the logical flaw or stating no to the question the person did not go through this thought process and therefore suspicion is lifted off their shoulders.
It%26#039;s actually an intelligent trick.
wow, i recall doing some of those things, and i do laugh at myself and wonder how i could be so stupid. sorry for being such an idiot.
Heard some of those before but couldn%26#039;t help laughing anyways!
your right. LOL
Yes, these people make up the current democratic party.
I want to see more posts liek this lol
Same goes on in my city ,too.
Totally Spam in my opinion.
This site is for questions right ?
And your question is?
get a life!
