How can I fix my heater / AC unit in my 1999 Buick Park Avenue ?

I own a 1999 Buick Park Avenue, 3.8 L, V6, Base Model, the defrost work fine, but the %26quot; heater %26quot; part does not. When I drive out in the highway and I put the tempeature setting at say 74 or 75 degrees F it just sits there and does absolutley nothing - no heat !

Alot of times, there will be this %26quot; ticking / clicking %26quot; noise as if the blower motor is trying to do something.

The other day we were driving approx. 140 miles one way and it was 58 -60F outside temp and we wanted to 74 - 75 inside the car and I stopped and poped the hood of the engine and here all the various connections ( on the ends ) were all frosted up with white frost on the outside ! We had our mechanic replace the theromstat - but that did not change anything. The AC sometimes will work great and other times it will %26quot; roar %26quot; and the motor is %26quot; blowing %26quot; like crazy but no cold A/C coming out.

I just want to get this fixed for the wintertime so that my lovely wife is not freezing and the windows are not all frozen up. We live in PA.

Any suggestions of what might be happening and how to cure this issue ?

It's a 1999 Buick Park Avenue, 3.8 L, V6, Base Model

VIn # 1G4CW52K6X4645497

Thanks kindly!

Can I get any parts etc. from a reliable / reputabe auto junk yard ?

Or should I deal with brand-new parts ?



David
How can I fix my heater / AC unit in my 1999 Buick Park Avenue ?
Your frosting problem with the AC is due to an overcharge or restricted orifice tube but it has nothing to do with your lack of heat from the floor. If I am not mistaken your heat/ac control is all one unit and all electronic, I would try a larger junkyard with newer cars that way they are still very active in the used parts business. Be careful not to break the plastic clips that secure the duct-work cable.
How can I fix my heater / AC unit in my 1999 Buick Park Avenue ?
problem 1...replacing thermostat for no reason...frost was a sign of incorrect %26quot;134R charge and or compressor problem

2 find a AC guy or go to [i hate saying it] dealer..mechanics actually have special tools/test equipment and most went to school to learn AC.
ac is one unit lone nothing to do with heat from coolant system

heater control switch vacuum leak which control a door that control how one gets heat from coolant



ac unit runs by refrigerant different system different controls



find a better shop or mechanic



thermostat controls how the motor heats or cools by holding coolant in radiator doesnt have much to do with either system only if its stuck open and cars coolant doesn t get hot check the switch that you move from heat to ac most likey thats what not working
It sounds like one or more parts in your climate control system is not functioning properly. Since you indicate that your defrost works is a sign that the system functions correctly in that mode. In defrost mode, the a/c is on to dry out the air. When you are switching to heat mode, the a/c lines are frosting up due to the lack of air blowing across the evap coils. It sounds like the air duct door to divert the air from defrost to floor/vent modes is stuck/broken. It could be the door itself or the climate control malfunctioning. I would suggest that you take it to a dealer for a diagnosis and estimate. It may be cheaper to have them do it instead of trying to figure it out yourself.

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January is a time of renewal in the world inside of us and around us.



January was always hard for Fred though, he thought he cheated death and in a since he did. Fred felt like the heavens looked upun the world in January and counted one too many souls on earth.



People in South Carolina small towns like to gossip and talk. Rumors spread like wild fire throughout the rural counties. Fred moved to Faxville in the spring of 2003 and everyone in town had a reason why he relocated to Browns county. Old women said he was looking for a long lost love. Teenagers said he was running from the law. Young adults just thought he had had some tough luck in a bigger town and needed a second chance in a less complex world. Fred enjoyed the mystic that he possessed in Faxville and would occasionally ask his best friend Briana what was the latest reason why the stranger from Texas was in Faxville, South Carolina. Briana didn’t know why he was here either, and thought he would eventually tell her, after all they had known each other for two years now. Whenever she came around to ask him about the “reasons” Fred would always change the subject and talk about the latest Windows version or his favorite song. His favorite two subjects were computers and music. So, Briana being a true friend didn’t press the issue.



Friday at Tilex industries was always a good day for Fred. He knew he had cleared at least 6 hundred dollars this week and that the boss would be coming around with checks soon. Mr. Fairman’s working environment was never a threatening place to be. He always had an opportunity for his employees to make some more money or get some time off of work. In his mind the two incentitives balanced each other out. If one guy wanted some time off, another guy could work his shift and get some extra cash. Mr. Fairman was a brilliant buisnessman. “Fred don’t spend all of that celery in one place.” Said Mr. Fairman. “I wont, usually I spend it in three places, at my tenants office, the light bill company and oh yeah ford motors.” Fred jokingly replied. “I got an extra shift this Saturday, paying time and a half, if you want it let me know.” Said Mr. Fairman. “I cant do it this weekend sir, I’m supposed to be going up to Charlotte for an IT expo!” Frank exictingly replied. “You should get your degree in some of that fancy computer work, and come help me save some money, you already fix every computer we got around here, all you need to do is get about a hundred or so credits and I can change your title to IT consultant. How does that sound?” asked Mr. Fairman. “I don’t know sir, I
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Kind of boring. Needs some pop or action or something that would hook me in and make me care about this guy. Doesn't have any of that right now. Keep trying.
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Its alright, although kind of repititive with the %26quot;for fred%26quot;.

Call Centre Conversations?

Actual call centre conversations



Customer: %26quot;I%26#039;ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can%26#039;t get through to enquiries, can you help?%26quot;.

Operator: %26quot;Where did you get that number from, sir?%26quot;.

Customer: %26quot;It was on the door to the Travel Centre%26quot;.

Operator: %26quot;Sir, they are our opening hours%26quot;.

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Samsung Electronics

Caller: %26quot;Can you give me the telephone number for Jack ?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;I%26#039;m sorry, sir, I don%26#039;t understand who you are talking about%26quot;.

Caller: %26quot;On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack ?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;I think you mean the telephone point on the wall%26quot;.

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RAC Motoring Services

Caller: %26quot;Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot; Doesn%26#039;t the product name give you a clue?%26quot;

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):

%26quot;If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?%26quot;

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Directory Enquiries

Caller: %26quot;I%26#039;d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please%26quot;.

Operator: %26quot;I%26#039;m sorry, there%26#039;s no listing. Is the spelling correct?%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the %26#039;B%26#039; fell off%26quot;.

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: %26quot;Woven? Are you sure?%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Yes. That%26#039;s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland %26quot;.

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:

%26quot;I haven%26#039;t got a pen, so I%26#039;m steaming up the window to write the number on%26quot;.

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Tech Support: %26quot;I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop%26quot;.

Customer: %26quot;OK%26quot;.

Tech Support: %26quot;Did you get a pop-up menu?%26quot;.

Customer: %26quot;No%26quot;.

Tech Support: %26quot;OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?%26quot;

Customer: %26quot;No%26quot;.

Tech Support: %26quot;OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?%26quot;.

Customer: %26quot;Sure. You told me to write %26#039;click%26#039; and I wrote %26#039;click%26#039;%26quot;.

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Tech Support: %26quot;OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the %26#039;OK%26#039; button displayed?%26quot;

Customer: %26quot;Wow. How can you see my screen from there?%26quot;

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Caller: %26quot;I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?%26quot;.

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There%26#039;s always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for %26quot;Termination without Cause%26quot;.

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):



Operator: %26quot;Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Yes, well, I%26#039;m having trouble with WordPerfect.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;What sort of trouble??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Went away?%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;They disappeared.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Hmm So what does your screen look like now?%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Nothing.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Nothing??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;It%26#039;s blank; it won%26#039;t accept anything when I type.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;How do I tell?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;What%26#039;s a sea-prompt?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;There isn%26#039;t any cursor: I told you, it won%26#039;t accept anything I type.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Does your monitor have a power indicator??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;What%26#039;s a monitor?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;It%26#039;s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it%26#039;s on??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;I don%26#039;t know.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Yes, I think so.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it%26#039;s plugged into the wall.

Caller: %26quot;Yes, it is.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;No.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Okay, here it is.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Follow it for me, and tell me if it%26#039;s plugged securely into the back of your computer.%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;I can%26#039;t reach.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;No.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Oh, it%26#039;s not because I don%26#039;t have the right angle - it%26#039;s because it%26#039;s dark.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Dark??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.

Operator: %26quot;Well, turn on the office light then.%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;I can%26#039;t.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;No? Why not??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Because there%26#039;s a power failure.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we%26#039;ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Really? Is it that bad?%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Yes, I%26#039;m afraid it is.%26quot;

Caller: %26quot;Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??%26quot;

Operator: %26quot;Tell them you%26#039;re too f%*%*%g stupid to own a computer!!!!!%26quot;
Call Centre Conversations?
the last one was far the best :)
Call Centre Conversations?
tooooo long to read !!
just leave in the last one, the rest are cra*
hahahaha very good gonna send it to my hubby for him to read at work.
All oldies - these have done the email rounds I dont know how many times - still funny to read them again :)
lmao! very funny...having worked in a call centre i can vouch that yes, people are that stupid!
nice i like them,



you should like this one



For all Employees Who Work With Rude Customers.



An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some weeks ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin%26#039;s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, %26quot;I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS%26quot;.





The attendant replied, %26quot;I%26#039;m sorry, sir. I%26#039;ll be happy to try to help you, but I%26#039;ve got to help these people first, and I%26#039;m sure we%26#039;ll be able to work something out.%26quot; The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, %26quot;DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?%26quot; Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: %26quot;May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,%26quot; she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. %26quot;We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.%26quot; With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, %26quot;F... You!%26quot; Without flinching, she smiled and said, %26quot;I%26#039;m sorry sir, but you%26#039;ll have to fly QANTAS for that service.%26quot;
Lol! That is very funny! The last one is the best tho
Excellent!
More great ones Shelly, keep them coming, lol...
Gr8..:)
Saved the best till last! some people are so dumb!
lol very very accurate. i used to work in a call centre and some people are so STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! like really really really dumb. its funny tho
all funny last one was the best that guy shouldnt have been fired he should be commended for listening to idiots like that all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing this one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!



your jokes are just to good i can%26#039;t stop laughing











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Renualt clio 1.4 1994 problems, with some questions..?

The car has done about 140,000 miles and has the following problems.

1. alarm system doenst work. Sensor circuit board near sunroof has water damage. I dont know if that is the only faulty part.

2. Car uses water, so have been tol to install a new head gasket

3. Cambelt wil need changing in 40,000 miles

4. Oil sump has rotted through, and requires patching or replacing.

5. passanger electric window seems jammed. On inspection one of the foam runner had fell out of its place. Replacing it didnt make any diffrence as when i press the button i hear a clicking like the motor is trying to work, but nothing happens.



My questions are.

1- Do i need o remove the engine to replace the oil sump?

2- do i need to remove the engine to replace the cam belt?

3- wold it wodk out cheaper to buy a replacement engine?

4- How do i remove the electric window assembly from the glass, so i can test the motor works and if the mechansm is seized of broken?
Renualt clio 1.4 1994 problems, with some questions..?
With all the work required to put this right my only advise would be to scrap it.
Renualt clio 1.4 1994 problems, with some questions..?
once you spend about 拢300 maybe more fixing it, its going to let you down from the mileage with it being a clio, put a forsale sign on it for 拢250 outside a university... some1 might buy it for a first car
Ok Here we go...i will answer each of your questions and then give a proper response afterwards...



1 - No- just unbolt it from the bottom

2- No- But its obviously a tight squeeze if you don't

3- No- That would cost time and labour as well as the engine - (more information on this answer later...)

4- There will be two blots holding the window to the mechanism, then the mechanism is bolted to the motor.



Now for the proper answer...

You obviously don't know a lot about cars, and for this reason i strongly suggest you don't do the work...

I can tell this just by the questions you are asking about the car.



Second, You seem to have bought his car or been given it maybe by a friend recently- heres the low down....



The parts you should be able to get from a scrap yard the sump will be about 拢20 - do not patch this- the hot oil will eventually come through when the engine is hot or running.



The cam belt is a tricky thing to replace- a because it has to placed in the EXACT same place as the last on- other wise the engine will not be timed proper and will therefor rip your engine to pieces.- or pull the cam shaft out.



a replacement engine- to pickup the cheapest way would again be the scrap yard- your looking at 拢110 - 拢200 and your gonna have to remove it and carry it yourself- otherwise you could gets a new one which may cos you 拢2000 - 拢3000- your choice!!!



The electric window - to get to that you'll have to dismantle the whole door- there usually unnecessarily tricky - also the motor should be fine if its clicking- its trying to work- the mechanism however seems to be jamming it.



Ther you go!!! - Steve
right 1+2 no you dont need too remove engine

3-do you mean a reconditioned engine then no do you mean a second hand engine then it may round same price but how long before it needs t/belt or head gasket

4-if you strip the door down and cant find any bolts or screws holding it on then it may be riveted on which you will need too drill the rivets off.but have you tried working the window by hand while some one presses the button as this may give you some indication if the motor is working or the window is jamming



sounds like a haynes manual may come in handy for yourself if you dont want to buy one your local library can get one in

What do you think about this jeep liberty i am trying to buy?

It's a 2004 Jeep Liberty 34,721 miles on it and comes with a 7 year 70,000 mile powertrain warranty from the factory. V6 3.7L Automatic Power windows Power Door Locks ABS Brakes CD Player Air Conditioning Part-Time. tires replaced about 4 months ago. They are Bridgestone Dueler A/T Revos and have ~3,000 miles on them. All the records have been kept for Oil changes (every 3,500 miles) and has been well maintianed with full synthetic Valvoline motor oil. seller upgraded this jeep with a High powered Offroad light kit that is activated by the high beams.



guy asking for 14500 dollars what do you think?

and please tell me what kind of inspection i should do. take it to the shop and do a computer or vidual inspection, and how much should i pay for inspection please.

thank you
What do you think about this jeep liberty i am trying to buy?
I agree, sounds good, but could I warn you. Do not hit those off road lights that are connected to the high beams in town. Many local laws prohibit using them except off road. Make sure they can be disconnected via a switch.

Good Luck
What do you think about this jeep liberty i am trying to buy?
It seems like a pretty good deal. Make sure you take it for a really good test drive and go up and down some steep hills. Having the warranty is a big plus! If you feel that you want to be cautious and have a computer inspection done, call the dealership and ask what the fee is. Best of Luck with it! I have a strong feeling that you'll be the owner very soon.

Who else has sighted the Idiot's who walk among us?

IDIOT SIGHTING #1

My daughter and I went through the McDonald%26#039;s take-out window and I gave

The clerk a ￡5 note. Our total was ￡4.20, so I also handed her a twenty

pence piece.

She said, %26#039;you gave me too much money.%26#039;

I said,%26#039;Yes I know, but this way you can just give me ￡1 back.%26#039;

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said %26#039;We%26#039;re sorry but

we don%26#039;t do that kind of thing.%26#039;

The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change..



IDIOT SIGHTING #2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us

that one of our problems was that we did not have a %26#039;large%26#039; enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, %26#039;Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.%26#039;

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, %26#039;NOOO, it%26#039;s not. Four is larger than two..%26#039;

We haven%26#039;t used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park , Nr Watford, UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the

Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: %26#039;Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don%26#039;t think

this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.%26#039;

Story from Potters Bar, Herts , UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked

the person behind the counter for %26#039;minimal lettuce.%26#039;

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey, Herts , UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport

employee asked, %26#039;Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your Knowledge?%26#039;

To which I replied, %26#039;If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?%26#039;

He smiled knowingly and nodded, %26#039;That%26#039;s why we ask.%26#039;

Happened Luton Airport , UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #6

The stoplight on the corner beeps when it%26#039;s safe to cross the street. I was

crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the beeping was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, %26#039;What on earth are blind people doing driving?!%26#039;

She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow, Middlesex , UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #7

When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our

car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service

department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver%26#039;s

side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door

handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

%26#039;Hey,%26#039; I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, %26#039;its open!%26#039;

His reply, %26#039;I know. I already did that side.%26#039;

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire, UK .
Who else has sighted the Idiot%26#039;s who walk among us?
And on they continue;

I went to a craft shop and asked for a 6 foot length of wood but was told I%26#039;d have to buy 2 meters as they had just gone metric at the time.

I argued that 2 meters was about 6 ft 6 inches and that I only wanted 6 foot.

%26quot;Sorry you%26#039;ll have to buy 2 meters%26quot;

So reluctantly I agreed and asked how much it was and was told;

30 pence A FOOT!



I then bought a hasp which required 8 screws but when I asked for the 8 screws I was told;

Sorry, metric and all that we only sell them in 10%26#039;s%26quot;

%26quot;But I don%26#039;t want 10%26quot; I said, now getting somewhat exasperated.

%26quot;Sorry%26quot; I was told again it%26#039;s 10 or nothing.

%26quot;Do you sell them singly?%26quot; I asked.

%26quot;Oh yes%26quot; came the reply

%26quot;Then I%26#039;ll have 8 single ones please%26quot; which were duly counted out and handed over to me!
Who else has sighted the Idiot%26#039;s who walk among us?
they%26#039;re everywhere haha
The mind boggles , i also give the odd change so as to get a ￡1 coin back, im amazed at how flustered and confused some people get , mostly the younger cashires at the supermarkets,God help us all lol
I liked #3, we live near an area that has deer, still looking for the Lollipop man :)

Heck..I liked them all !!
Hahaha!! These are amazing! I haven%26#039;t experienced anything as bad as thins ... YET
I think this is the norm these days Greybeard haha thanks
IDIOT SIGHTING #8

you



XD haha



those are funny as hell... good job

*4u
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…





that%26#039;s so sad..
ha ha ha ha ha ha

I love this

I got a good one

I am asian (thats it) and my friend is typically british and blonde i may add,she has known me for 5+ years

she was sat oppisite the table from me on a girls night out and randomly comes out with %26quot;no offence but do you celebrate hannukah?%26quot;



I actually could%26#039;nt stop laughing, I had to explain to her that I an not jewish and that asian people aren%26#039;%26#039;t any different from the british
You will never escape them.
Sadly the City I live in has been having a few bomb scares. My local beautician who was concerned that the area sealed off was close to her shop asked a Police Man if they should evacuate the building his reply was %26quot;I don%26#039;t know%26quot;.
Idiot does not show by face .....it is only after their reaction that you realise you meet one. Idiots do not know they are idiots and do not understand it too. So if you meet one just ignore or just push over.
Have you noticed they are all in the South?
Have just got back from the Carphone warehouse, where the salesman started messing around with my phone due to a configuration problem I brought up, after not getting far with it,and numerous questions to me, asked if I had insurance as, and I quote %26quot;they%26#039;d be able to sort it out over the phone for me!%26quot;??? By the way I bought it from them 4 days previously.

Luckily the manager was in earshot and came over and had it configured and explained in less than a minute

This is just one of many I endure in a week! I%26#039;m glad I%26#039;m not alone.

laptop peak replacement

networking

Joke> Did you know we had idiot sightings?

OH MY GOSH









IDIOT SIGHTING:



We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'



W e haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING



My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.



Do not confuse the clerks at McD's .



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IDIOT SIGHTING:







I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'



From Kingman , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:







My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City





IDIOT SIGHTING:







I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'



Happened in Birmingham , Ala.





IDIOT SIGHTING:







The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled , she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'



She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS







IDIOT SIGHTING:







At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.



This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.



IDIOT SIGHTING :











I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.



A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.





IDIOT SIGHTING:











When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'



This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi



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STAY ALERT!



They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they can REPRODUCE!






Joke%26gt; Did you know we had idiot sightings?
thats a good one
Joke%26gt; Did you know we had idiot sightings?
They reproduce??? now you really have me worried...:) Good ones!!!



Go Colts!!!!!!!
wow. thats really all i can say..
sorry man..dis was very long 2 read...n i didnt read it
HILARIOUS!!!
i have a question, if the answer is no and its obvious then im gonna be the idiot, but are all these lil stories real?

theyre hilarious btw, i love em, especially the McDonald's one hehe
where do you come up with these? i love each one. i have had a few of those idiots in my house before. kitty has made my stitches bust again.
Kitty strikes again. You need to have your own category called Kitty's Jokes. It would be very popular. Thanks for the laugh.
A grand feast, kitty!



I've a great liking for the idiocies in life!



At first, I too was confronted with this question at the airport. But now, this has become another routine affair!



Deer Crossing Sign is another hilarious one!



Sears repairman is mathematically challenged!



We can save on what we eat if we have such Macdy Counter gals!



Idiots at sight?



MAY THEIR TRIBE INCREASE!



Here is a star for you, kitty!
Funny! 100!
hahahahahahahaha





COLTS SUCKS!!!!!!!!! GO JAGS!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my! So many idiots. Should we build a village? These must be true because where I live, we have the same idiots!
Great going Kitty. Sterilize before they reproduce.

Sad part is, they are all over the world!